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Puns about Technology (Hardware)

1. Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board. 
2. He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz. 
3. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 
4. Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely! 
5. My rechargeable batteries are revolting. 
6. It's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down. 
7. Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display. 
8. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. 
9. When I had my PlayStation stolen, my family were there to console me. 
10. An online poker tournament ended suddenly when the computer cached in its chips.
11. Home page: when your family makes your beeper go off. 
12. He forgot to pay me for the computer I sold him. Bad cache memory. 
13. Pocket tape recorders were invented for those who like small talk. 
14. My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to AA meetings. 
15. Buying a cheap mouse could leave you with a squeak and a sad tale. (来源:英语杂志 http://www.EnglishCN.com)

 
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