人不可貌相 (来源：英语聊天室 http://chat.EnglishCN.com)
Good lenses, bad frames
Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.
例句：Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.
When one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
例句：After that wild night of drinking, I had the worst mid-day crisis ever.
Clock Out With My Cock Out
To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
下班之后去派对狂欢（clock out即打卡下班，也可以说punch out）
例句：-Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
-Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
例句：That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile picture must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago.（这个见光死死得彻底啊……）
Happy Late Year
When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.
年后一个星期，拜年的时候就不是new year了，是late year。
例句：-Happy new year!!! whats up??